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Okay. I saw this, was shocked and appalled, but did laugh. I don't know if it's a follow-a-laugh-to-the-root-of-the-joke-and-it'll-make-you-cry-thing or something else. But yeah, this is crazy. There's some truth in here, and then there's some other stinky beads o' wax. Here be the link:

http://www.dumpalink.com/media/1133261164/Japanese_Niggas

I'm just a little speechless. It's the bit with the girl that got a suck report card that did me in for the night: If nigga don't go to school, nigga don't get no education. If nigga don't get no education, nigga don't get no job. If nigga don't get no job, nigga don't get no BMW 700 series." That's when I broke. That's when *I* started laughing.

I feel dirty.
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On December 6th, 2005 03:51 am (UTC), gigeegeeles commented:
Dont feel dirty. Feel inspired. "Maybe God is trying to tell you something."

What? You didnt know God is Japanese? I found out after my third anime-induced seizure. God appeared to me, in the form of Andrew MacGregor, handed me an Ikebana and ordered me to tear up the $160 bucks I got as Hurricane food stamp benefits.

Strobelike lighting surrounded me as big eyes, big boobs and big guns transformed me into Ranma's baby momma.

(Hey, if you REALLY wanted a cock AND bull story you should be reading Hemmingway. Besides, does Ranma transform if you splash him with cold beer?)

Anyhoo, due to all this POSITIVE Japanese influence, I am getting that THIRD job so I can get the mercedes with the lamborghini doors...



Does Overstock.com sell premium gas?
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On December 9th, 2005 11:38 am (UTC), rudith_ replied:
Tell me what? Go into animation? Don't ret Janponese peopre's senses of humor offend me?

I did not know God was Japanese. Now I really feel dirty. Ken Watanabe being hot as a house on fire and all that. (Is my judeo-christian background showing?)

Would that be Akane or Shampoo? Because as I'm sure you know, one's built like a brick and can't cook. The other is crazy as hell but she's hell on wheels.

(I do not know if Ranma transforms if splashed with cold beer.)

LOL
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On December 7th, 2005 01:30 pm (UTC), gigeegeeles commented:
you're such a dirty negro...LOL
http://reuters.iwon.com//article/20051206/2005-12-06T153518Z_01_DIT656107_RTRIDST_0_ODD-ITALY-RACISM-DC.html

You feel dirty eh? Apparently I can call you DIRTY NEGRO while sipping an Italian soda, sitting on Italian Moda furniture, gazing at an Italian man who is wearing an Italian suit and its OKAY!!!!

I wonder if this theory applies in an Olive Garden here in the United States????
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On December 9th, 2005 11:39 am (UTC), rudith_ replied:
Re: you're such a dirty negro...LOL
Right, because if the word 'negro' was used on its own that would be insulting.
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On December 9th, 2005 04:00 pm (UTC), gigeegeeles commented:
What is the word equivalent to the n-word that the Chinese and Japanese use to call each other???

Speaking of Ken Wetanabe and name calling...check out

http://apnews1.iwon.com/article/20051207/D8EBMO9G1.html
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On December 10th, 2005 12:46 pm (UTC), rudith_ replied:
I do not know. Alas, my ignance.

Yeah, I've been following the heat. Well, you know I never saw How Stella Got Her Groove Back because I took exception to the casting of the lover? His patois was the suck.
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